Did Etsy Witches Curse Charlie Kirk to Death?

What happens when a media outlet decides to dabble in the mystical arts? Well, Jezebel might have just found out, and the results are… chilling. In an experiment that sounds straight out of a movie, Jezebel editors reportedly hired witches from Etsy to cast spells on conservative commentator Charlie Kirk. And just days later, Kirk died unexpectedly on stage.

The ‘Feminist Journalism’ Experiment

Jezebel, known for its bold takes, decided to explore the growing world of online witchcraft. Their target? Charlie Kirk, a figure often criticized for his controversial views on race and gender. The publication purchased three distinct spells from Etsy sellers, aiming to, as they put it, ‘shut him up’ and explore the ethics of such actions.

The article detailing the experiment, published just a week before Kirk’s death, posed the question of whether it was ethical to curse someone. Jezebel concluded that while perhaps not ideal, letting Kirk continue to spread his rhetoric was also unethical, placing them in a ‘gray area.’

The Spells Purchased

The witches hired for this unique project offered spells with intriguing titles and intentions:

• **’Make Everyone Hate Him Spell’** from HomeHealingCoven: This ritual aimed to shift social perceptions, cause mass rejection, and ‘reshape his world’ using black candles and hematite stones.
• **’Powerful Hex Spell’** from Nyxora Spells: Described as ‘spiritual marksmanship,’ this spell focused on concentrated energy to shift behavior or deliver ‘spiritual consequence’ rather than outright harm.
• **’Infernal Justice Spell’** from Princess Lillian: This spell claimed to channel ‘Daemonic Black Magick’ and borrow energy from demons to ensure karmic balance and consequences ‘where human hands cannot reach.’

The Unforeseen Outcome

Just four days after Jezebel published their story, Charlie Kirk was on stage during a speech when he suddenly clutched his chest and collapsed. Emergency services were called, but he was pronounced dead at the scene. His final words, ironically, were reportedly about ‘gang violence,’ a phrase he often used in his rhetoric.

The timing of his death, so soon after the publication of the witchcraft experiment, has left many stunned. One of the witches involved reportedly told Jezebel, ‘Spellwork is a collaboration between the caster, the client, and the universe itself. Timing is everything.’

Coincidence or Cosmic Payback?

Jezebel acknowledges the strangeness of the situation, admitting they don’t know if the spells directly caused Kirk’s death. The original article was framed as a tongue-in-cheek feminist critique. However, the eerie coincidence of the timing is hard to ignore.

Was it a bizarre coincidence, or did the combined energies of the spells and the universe lead to this dramatic conclusion? The publication leaves the question open, quoting their original piece: ‘For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown.’