When it comes to roasts, no one is off-limits! After being on the receiving end of jokes from Kevin Hart back in 2024, Tom Brady made sure to get his payback during “The Roast of Kevin Hart.” The legendary NFL quarterback didn’t hold back, using Hart’s infamous 2017 cheating scandal as a recurring punchline throughout his set.
Brady’s Vegas-Themed Zingers
Brady kicked off his roast with a nod to his busy schedule, but quickly pivoted to Hart’s past indiscretions. “But I do have a few words for you before I return to my affairs in Las Vegas. Oh, wait, I’m talking about affairs in Las Vegas. Was that off? Not supposed to talk about affairs in Vegas? I think I broke another rule. F**k it. I talked about it,” Brady quipped, referencing Hart’s public admission of cheating on his then-pregnant wife, Eniko Hart, during a Las Vegas trip.
This wasn’t just a one-off joke; the Vegas affair became a running theme for the night. Other celebrity guests joined in, making sure Hart felt the heat from his past actions. It seems the comedian’s infidelity was ripe for comedic exploitation.
More Celebs Join the Fun
Regina Hall added her own comedic spin, delivering a joke supposedly from Hart’s late mother: “She said, ‘Don’t go to Vegas. Kevin, don’t go in there and accidentally f**k that girl.’” Even Hart’s close friend and collaborator, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, got in on the action, joking that Eniko Hart “deserves an Academy Award for pretending she likes to f**k you.”
Brady himself even took a moment to playfully address Eniko, asking, “I’m too classy to go after your beautiful wife. Or am I?” before turning to her and asking, “What’s up?” It was all in good fun, of course, but definitely added another layer to the roast.
Unused Jokes Highlight the Scandal
The jokes didn’t stop there! Comedy writer Madison Sinclair, who was part of the writing room, shared some of the punchlines that didn’t make the final cut. Many of these unused jokes also centered on Hart’s relationship and his attempts at infidelity. One particularly sharp jab read, “Kevin, you are so talented — but you are the worst cheater. With your build, I assumed you’d be better at sneaking around.”
Other deleted jokes poked fun at his choice of platforms and even his alleged cheating locations. It’s clear that Kevin Hart’s past provided plenty of material for a night of comedic roasting, with his affair serving as a particularly juicy target.
What did you think of Tom Brady’s jokes about Kevin Hart’s affair? Which roast joke was your favorite? Let us know in the comments!
