Nia Long Calls Modern Dating ‘Stupid’

It seems even Hollywood’s finest are finding the modern dating scene a bit much! Beloved actress Nia Long recently sat down with Keke Palmer on ‘Baby, This Is Keke Palmer’ and didn’t hold back, declaring the current state of dating to be downright “stupid.”

Fed Up with the Foolishness

At 55, Long feels the dating world has become a confusing mess, lacking the romance and clear intentions she values. “It’s stupid I hate it. It’s so dumb,” she told Palmer, explaining that many men just don’t meet her expectations for courtship. She desires consistent effort, grand gestures like flowers, and a clear indication that she is truly desired.

Palmer shared her own dating frustrations, noting how some men seem to prefer women who play things down. She even mentioned a positive experience with a charming 69-year-old, sparking a discussion about dating older men. However, Long humorously shut down the idea of dating someone that age, joking about potential “musty” or “weird” vibes.

Seeking ‘Play Time’ Over Casual Dating

Despite her critiques, Long clarified that she’s not unfamiliar with good love, having experienced it before. She knows what she’s looking for and what’s just “play time.” Ironically, with her busy schedule, she admitted she’s not really equipped for casual dating and doesn’t quite know how to approach it, even though she feels that’s what she needs right now – less commitment, more fun.

Palmer suggested the idea of consistent “sneaky links,” to which Long humorously responded with a desire for NDAs, joking, “And they talk too much. Where’s the NDA!? Eat it and sign!” She emphasized wanting to date with intention but also have fun, acknowledging that her packed schedule is a major factor.

Past Relationships and Co-Parenting

Long’s romantic history includes a significant relationship with former Boston Celtics coach Ime Udoka, with whom she shares a son, Kez. Their relationship ended in 2022 amid reports of infidelity. She also has an older son, Massai Zhivago Dorsey II, from a previous relationship with actor Massai Z. Dorsey. Despite these past romantic separations, Long recently shared in an interview that she maintains positive co-parenting relationships with both ex-partners, focusing on celebrating their children together.

So, where does Nia Long stand now? Somewhere between “send flowers” and “please sign this NDA,” she’s navigating love with a mix of optimism and realism, but definitely not downloading any dating apps just yet.